rick started a chat
rick: can you plz be quiet upstairs🙄
carl: can you plz be quiet im kind of busy
lizzy: YEAH WE KNOW WE CAN HEAR YOU THEOUGHOUT THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE
lizzy: OH DO YOU SEE THIS
lizzy: MY WINDOWS ARE VIBRATING
ron: sorry
lizzy: whatever😒
mea: so i was walking past your house
mea: i thought there was an earthquake
mea: and i kinda screamed
daryl: oh i thought that was carl
carl: i dont scream like that😒😒😒
lizzy: ron vs carl
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mea: bc ron is a spicy enchilada and carl is candy
carl: bitch im a hot tamale
mea: no
ron: carl is like cotton candy
lizzy: tru
carl: fuck you
rick: apparently ron already is
mea: rick is savage af
michonne: carl is gay?
daryl: oh hello michonne
carl: for a longg time i thought michonne was gonna be my other parent
daryl: lol what
rick: lol nothing honey boo
carl: HONEY BOO
carl: WHAAT
lizzy: what does ron call you
carl: 😐
ron: i dont have a name for him
lizzy: wow #rarl is a shitty ship
mea: tru
glenn: but #rarlislife ☹️
lizzy: poor glenn
carl: this is why glenn and i are alcoholics
ron: carl you dont drink wtf
lizzy: carls autistic leave him alone
carl: youre the worst sister ever
rick: dont be mean to lizzy
carl: SHE CALLED ME AUTISTIC
rick: i thought you were tho
carl: i hate this family
ron: move in with me. lets get our own house😏
carl: packing my bags rn
lizzy: ill help pack
rick: what no
daryl: one less mouth to feed
lizzy: think about it dads
lizzy: we wont have to hear them fucking in carls room
rick: ill help pack😄
mea: this is unfair
lizzy: i think its pretty fair
mea: carl and ron get their own house and ive been sleeping in the field
mea: one night i rolled in dog shit
lizzy: move in with ron and carl
ron: 😐
carl: let ron and i discuss this
mea: i can fucking hear you ron you piece of shit
ron: sorry not sorry
carl: WELCOME TO OUR HOUSE MAMA MEA
mea: its actually just mea
carl: youre mama mea if youre living with us
mea: o
ron: 😒😒😒
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Fanfictionbasically all the hoes of alexandria have phones and they text each other so yeah. its gonna be funny trust me. yes ik my cover is shit and when i feel like it then ill make a better one. vulgar language is used so if that shit isnt good with you th...
