maggie started a chat
maggie: wheres glenn
lizzy: lmao
maggie: what
lizzy: hes at my place looking for more weed
lizzy: but i hid it so dont worry
maggie: are you kidding me
paige: let the smol bean do what he wants
enid: yes i vote that glenn can smoke weed if he wants
maggie: and i vote no
glenn: then buy me a beer
maggie: no
carl: i have beer
maggie: CARL
carl: hes a grown man
maggie: more like a child
lizzy: wtf glenn why are you playing with judiths toys
glenn: theyre so much fun
mea: wtffffff
lizzy: fuck
maggie: what
lizzy: he just found all of the weed
lizzy: gLeNn StOp
lizzy: hes gone
lizzy: glenn isnt my favorite anymore
mea: poor lizzy
enid: i found glenn
enid: hes under the dumpster
glenn: bitch
glenn: MAGGIE FOUND ME
glenn: HALP
carl: youre on your own man
carl: this is why i dont date
ron: wtf
carl: oh sorry ily bby
rick: maggie is beating the shit out of glenn
rick: you go maggie
rick: glenn you got best up by a girl
mea: i would appreciate if you didnt call maggie a girl. shes a strong independent woman.
lizzy: meas a feminist
lizzy: deal with it
rick: well damn
carl: GUYS
carl: I WAS CHANGING JUDITHS DIAPER
carl: AND SHE PEED ON ME
ron: this is why we'll never have kids
carl: WHAT DO I DO
lizzy: my brother is stupid
lizzy: move over
lizzy: THIS LIL BITCH PEED ON ME TOO
lizzy: THERES SO MUCH PEE
carl: I TOLD YOU
glenn: move over bitches let glenn show you how to change a diaper
carl: wtf
lizzy: i didnt know you could be good at anything
maggie: aw
maggie: glenn
maggie: youre gonna be a good dad
enid: wtf
enid: hes not a very good dad
glenn: turtles
enid: FUCK YOU
paige: NDNDJFN
glenn: whos paige
paige: bitch
paige: kys
maggie: uh oh
paige: what
carl: glenns gonna cry now
paige: fuck
lizzy: RUN
glenn: why woukd you say that😭😭😭
glenn: my feelings are so hurt😭
maggie: its okay glenny
maggie: ily
glenn: thats the first nice thing youve said to me in a long time
maggie: i literally just said you were gonna be a good father
glenn: oh yeah
glenn: thats the second nicest thing youve said to me in a long time😭
paige: guys i burned my thumb while making pancakes
enid: poor smol bean
enid: ill take care of you
paige: you literally just gave me a juice box
enid: we dont have any ice so put that on your thumb
rick: who come paige and enid are lesbians but my daughter isnt
rick: lizzy smh
lizzy: boi i cant even get a boy to like me
rick: smh
lizzy: at least im not a hoe like carl
rick: tru
carl: wtf guys
daryl: why cant lizzy date mia
lizzy: bc
lizzy:mea isnt a lesbian
lizzy: mea is dating a boi
mateo: hi
mea: hi bby
daryl: fuck i forgot
daryl: they're cute tho
lizzy: why is everyone dating someone except me
michonne: im single
lizzy: no one was talking to you michonne
rick: how dare you disrespect the queen
rick: but youre my favorite so i shall look past that
lizzy: 😇
carl: wow thanks
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Fanfictionbasically all the hoes of alexandria have phones and they text each other so yeah. its gonna be funny trust me. yes ik my cover is shit and when i feel like it then ill make a better one. vulgar language is used so if that shit isnt good with you th...
