teens chat
lizzy: how long is rons dick
ron: what
mea: lizzy and i are guessing how big your dick is
lizzy: whoever guesses the closest gets to have the last graham cracker
ron: why is it my dick size tho. like why is this what decides who gets the stupid cracker
lizzy: 😨
mea: its not just any cracker you no good piece of shit
lizzy: ITS A CINNAMON GRAHAM CRACKER
ron: but there were other ways of settling this
ron: why didnt you do like rock paper scissors
mea: its more fun this way and plus we havent seen your dick so we have no idea
lizzy: it could be 7 inches
lizzy: 1 inch
lizzy: 13 inches
lizzy: now tell us how long your dick is
mea: we need to know
enid: wtf have i gotten myself into
lizzy: we're discussing how long rons dick is
mea: where is carl when you need him
carl: 8 inches
ron: k thanks😑
lizzy: FUCK
mea: I WIN DNFNEKFNNS GIVE ME MY GRAHAM CRACKER
mea: omg lizzy dont cry
mea: we can split it
ron: WHY DIDNT YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE
mea: i didnt know she was gonna cry
mea: here lizzy you can have the smaller half
lizzy: i want the bigger half
mea: no
lizzy: ok
ron: just out of curiosity tho
ron: what were your guesses
mea: i said 7 and a half
lizzy: 4
ron: fuck you lizzy
lizzy: kys ron
ron: k
carl: bby dont do it ily
enid: #rarl is real
paige: #penid is real
ron: wow that almost sounds like penis
mea: i bet you like that ron
lizzy:mea is starting to act like me i like it
carl: why is no one discussing the fact there is this girl named paige and we have never met her before
enid: she seems chill
mea: you say that about everyone
lizzy: YAS MIA SLAY
paige: hi im paige and i like turtles
enid: im willing to look past that
paige: past what?
carl: dont even get her started
mea: i wanna know
carl: omg fine
carl: come here my child i shall tell
you
mea: NDNDNDNJF WHAAT
mea: YOU ATE A TURTLE
enid: FUCK YOU CARL
paige: i ate a turtle once
paige: i named him fred
enid: we have so much in common plz go on
mea: *casually leaves bc this is getting weird*
mea left the group chat
lizzy: *follows mea bc queen af*
lizzy left the group chat
carl: well fuck
carl left the group chat
ron: hes my bf so i must follow
ron left the group chat
paige: ?
enid: theyre just weird dont pay attention to them
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