carl started a chat
carl: so i have a confession
rick: oh gawd
carl: so i was eating salsa and chips
rosita: my favorite
carl: ANYWAY
carl: i was also watching judith
daryl: what did you do to my child
carl: ANYWAY
carl: i dropped some on her head
lizzy: im excited to see where this goes
carl: ANYWAY
carl: i didnt clean it off bc i couldnt get off the couch
glenn: why couldnt you get off the couch
carl: ANYWAY
carl: i took a chip and got the salsa off her head then i ate it
carl: is that bad
lizzy: lol this is why we're related
carl: we're not actually related
lizzy: WELL WE ARE NOW SO DEAL WITH IT GRIMES
lizzy: wait
daryl: what
lizzy: whats my last name
lizzy: grimes or dixon
rick: grimes-dixon
lizzy: ooo
carl: ANYWAY
carl: its okay now and judith is fine. im a good big brother
glenn: i still dont know why you couldnt get off the couch
carl: IT DOESNT MATTER GLENN
glenn: someones cranky
lizzy: yeah hes a lil bitch
carl:
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glenn: hi im glenn and im one day sober
lizzy: hi im lizzy and i like eggplants
carl: hi im carl and id like it if you all would just shut the fuck up
rick: lizzy is right
rick: your a lil bitch
carl: youre*
rick: YOU LITTLE BITCH
lizzy: hehe
carl: why is lizzy the favorite shes not even your real daughter
lizzy: bc im cuter, not a lil bitch and smarter
lizzy: plus your body shape is like a potato and you look like a crusty toenail
ron: his body shape is fine
lizzy: OF COURSE YOU THINK THAT YOU LIL HOE
rick: wait what
carl: i think lizzy is on her period
lizzy: FUCK YOU
carl: LIZZY STOP PULLING MY HAIR
carl: give me my hat back
carl: i swear
carl: lizzy dont light it on fire
carl: LIZZY
carl: kms
a/n~ i feel like these are really short (like corals dick) but im gonna try to make them longer
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kik {twd}
Fanfictionbasically all the hoes of alexandria have phones and they text each other so yeah. its gonna be funny trust me. yes ik my cover is shit and when i feel like it then ill make a better one. vulgar language is used so if that shit isnt good with you th...
