ron started a chat
ron: boi mea needs to get out of my house
carl: now we agreed to let her stay with us. deal with it
mea: MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOCK YOUR DOOR
ron: IM SORRY THAT I FORGET
ron: I WOULDNT HAVE TO IF YOU DIDNT LIVE WITH US
lizzy: what are you even walking in on like damn
mea: you dont wanna know
glenn: i wanna know
maggie: GLENN WTF
glenn: sorry im so high rn
lizzy: i gave glenn weed
lizzy: i thought it would be funny
lizzy: then i made pot brownies and judith accidentally ate one
rick: WHAT
lizzy: shes fine dont worry about it
rick: bc youre my favorite ive decided to forgive you
lizzy: 😊
carl: dad wtf
rick: coral wtf
carl: im gonna go get drunk
carl: come on glenn
maggie: glenns not going anywhere
glenn: why dont i fit in the freezer
lizzy: maybe i shouldnt have given him weed
maggie: idk how im going to deal with this
maggie: im pregnant and im stressed
maggie: someone kill me
glenn: okay
maggie: NOT LITERALLY
glenn: o
mea: i wanna get high too
mea: yo lizzy hmu
ron: this conversation has taken a turn
ron: i want mea out of my house and thats final
mea: no
ron: leave
mea: why are you acting like a mom
ron: am not
mea: and i thought carl was the woman in the relationship
carl: HEY
mea: sorry not sorry
michonne: okay i know how to settle this
lizzy: guess carls dick size?
michonne: what
lizzy: long story
michonne: i have time
ron: OMG
ron: STOP
lizzy: okay so
ron: NO
lizzy: mea and i both wanted the last cinnamon graham cracker
lizzy: so we said whoever could guess rons dick length the closest gets it
michonne: interesting
mea: and i won
mea: but lizzy started crying so we shared
michonne: what were your guesses
lizzy: i said 4
mea: i said 7 and a half
mea: but the real answer is 8
michonne: DAMN RON WHY IS YOUR DICK SO BIG
paige: bc big dick ron
ron: im gonna kms
carl: plz dont
mea: so are we gonna guess carls dick length
ron: but i already know the answer so im gonna win
mea: then pick someone to guess for you
ron: omg
carl: plz dont do this
lizzy: PICK ME RON
ron: so no one wants to guess for me
ron: okay?
lizzy: im guessing for ron
ron: youre gonna lose this for me
michonne: okay what are your guesses
lizzy: i bet carl has a big dick
ron: omgg
lizzy: so lets go with
lizzy: 7 and a half
mea: hmmmmm
mea: i say a solid 5
carl: omfg
carl: can we not
ron: well since you decided to tell them how long mine is
carl: ron i swear
paige: sAy iT bOi
carl: stahp
lizzy: we need to know
carl: no
mea: JUST SAY IT
ron: 4 inches
mea: I WIN AGAIN THAT MEANS I CAN STAY
carl: im killing myself
VOUS LISEZ
kik {twd}
Fanfictionbasically all the hoes of alexandria have phones and they text each other so yeah. its gonna be funny trust me. yes ik my cover is shit and when i feel like it then ill make a better one. vulgar language is used so if that shit isnt good with you th...
