SUICIDE SQUAD //ONESHOTS {REQUESTS OPEN}

Shut up. ((Captain Boomerang x reader))

WARNINGS: AND CAPTAIN BOOMERANG BEING A FREAKING DORK

NOTES: I've been meaning to do a Captain Boomerang one shot for a bit. Someone requested a fantastic idea for one, so here it is!

Having the Suicide Squad for a team was... interesting, to say the least. There's a lot of stuff that goes down. Like, there's a chick possessed by a witch and a dude who sets himself on fire. Weird, huh?

You liked it though. At least they weren't boring. Especially this one guy who called himself Captain Boomerang.

He took it upon himself to flirt with you every chance he got. It was kinda cute at first, but then it got annoying, then it went back to cute. You really liked this guy, but he pretty much never shut up. Ever.

Today, you had a short mission, which required the squad to split up. Flagg took Deadshot. Diablo took Croc. Slipknot took Enchantress and Harley with Katana. Which left you with Boomerang.

"Alright, split up." Flagg said, "We meet back here in exactly two hours. Go."

The squad went their separate ways, leaving you alone with Boomerang.

"I thought they'd never leave." He sighed. He grabbed your hand and dragged you behind him.

"We need to focus on the mission!" You said, trying to get out of his firm grip. Boomerang smirked.

"I think I'd rather focus on something else." He winked. Your cheeks dusted pink as he continued dragging you with him.

Your task was simple: Steal back the data from enemy hands. Simple, right? That's nothing compared to other things you've done.

"Alright, love, this is where it's at." Boomerang whispered, as he crouched down on the ground, pulling you down as well.

"Stop calling me that!" You angrily whispered to him. Boomerang smiled the most charming smile he possibly could.

"Stop calling you what?" He pretended to act stupid, which he pretty much was. He was stupid in a cute way, though.

You sighed and smacked his arm in frustration. He winced.

"Well, your stronger than you look." He said, "That's super hot, by the way."

You raised an eyebrow at him.

"Just shut up and do the freaking mission, Digger." You scowled. You began an analysis of the situation. Let's see... two guards posted at the left entrance, three on the right, another two; you felt hands massaging your shoulders.

"Boomerang, what are you doing?" You sighed. Boomerang continued to work the knot in your back out.

"You seemed tense..." he cooed. You smiled and brushes him off.

"How sweet. Save it for later, alright? We gotta finish this." You said, kissing his cheek.

"Whatever you say, darlin'"