SUICIDE SQUAD //ONESHOTS {REQUESTS OPEN}

Jealous. ((The Joker x Reader))

WARNINGS: NONE, IF YOU DONT COUNT MR. J BEING A JEALOUS CREEP. (lol jk)

NOTES: Whoo, another Joker one! It's a bit short, but meh. You guys really like him, my request list is full of the Joker. Not that I mind, he's fun to write for! I think I might do a Rick Flagg one later. Either three chapters today, or just the regular two tomorrow. Anyways, enjoy!

You and the Joker have always been close to each other. Really, it wasn't that you two loved each other so much you were inseparable, it was that The Joker almost never let you out of the house.

It was rather annoying that you never got to go out, but he swore it was for your own good. He listed all the reasons, including: being kidnapped, being murdered, going to jail, and the list goes on.

Of course, when you and him meet the squad, you were exposed to other people. Harley took quite the interest to you, which obviously upset the Joker on multiple levels.

Harley would compliment your outfit or your hair, giving you flirty laughs, and hugging you a lot. The Joker watched this display and didn't say anything at first, since it made you so happy.

He couldn't help the jealousy bubbling in his system. He didn't like it. Not. One. Bit. He had to step in when Harley asked you to speak to you privately.

The Joker marched right up to you, pushing Harley out of the way, and kissed you very passionately. You closed your eyes, melting into his touch as your hands fell into his green hair.

You pulled apart, needing air, the entire squad staring at you. Harley puffed air out of her cheeks and stood up.

You looked at Harley, then back to the Joker. You smirked slightly and crossed your arms.

"Are you jealous?" You quirked an eyebrow. The Joker looked offended and furrowed his brow.

"No! Of course not! Don't be ridiculous, girl." He said, "Jealousy is for the weak! I was merely protecting you."

"And 'protecting' is kissing me, and pushing Harley?"

The Joker went silent. Haha, you got him there.

"Yes..." The Joker said hesitantly. You laughed and kissed his cheek.

"Sure, man. We'll go with that." You smirked.

You heard someone clear their throat. Then, you realized the rest of the squad was still there.

"If you two are done..." Deadshot said, "We got work to do."