Want to play cards with the Joker? Maybe bust heads with Harley Quinn? Or possibly you would like to do target practice with Deadshot? You've come to the right place, Puddin'! // DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE SUICIDE SQUAD AS WELL AS A SMALL LANGUA...
WARNINGS: If you count excessive amounts of FOB and P!ATD. (It's alternative, isn't it? I'm pretty sure it is.)
NOTES: This idea is so amazing, and the person who came up with it, also designed the cover for this book, as well as my Marvel Oneshot book. Round of applause for Dipperx!
You were sitting on the couch, scrolling through your playlist.Coldplay, Halsey, Twenty One Pilots. You finally came across one of your favorite songs, 'House of Memories' by Panic! At the Disco. You hit play, stuck your headphones in, and started singing along.
'Baby, we built this house on memories. Take my picture now, shake it till you see it. And when your fantasies become realities, promise me a place in your house of Memories.'
The Joker entered the room upon hearing your singing. He sighed.
"Again with the singing?" He asked. You nodded curtly before going back to singing.
"How many times do I have to tell you to stop?" The Joker asked, rubbing his temples. You simply stuck your tounge at him.
"Why don't you at least try it before you completely diss it?" You suggest, hopefully. You wanted him to see the beauty of alternative Music for himself. The Joker sighed and sat next to you, plucking one of your earbuds out and placing it in his own ear.
You two listened to the following playlist:
• House of Memories - Panic! At the Disco • Left hand free - Alt-J • 27 - Fall Out Boy • Lane Boy - Twenty One Pilots • I Walk the Line - Halsey • Something's gotta give - All Time Low • Novacaine - Fall Out Boy • Nicotine - Panic! At the Disco • I'm So Sorry - Imagine Dragons • Know Your Enemy - Green Day
Plus a bunch more...
You looked over at the Joker once the music finished playing.
"So, what do you think?" You asked, batting your lashes. The Joker looked at you.
"No." Was all he said before standing up and walking away.
"Your loss, bud." You shrugged.
×××
It had been about two days after the "music incident". You were willing to work with the Joker, but wow...
You had to run to your room real quick and grab your phone. The Joker was in the shower.
As you passed the bathroom, you heard a strange sound. Believe it or not, it was the Joker. Singing. Singing your alternative music.
You smirked and grabbed your phone before plopping down on the couch, waiting for him.
When he did come out, you sat there with a smug look on your face.
"You like alternative music, don't ya, Mr. J?" You said teasingly.
"Not a word, (Y/N)."
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