theres nothing worse then pouring your cereal and not having any milk
sent 7:52 amlike seriously what have i done in life to deserve this?
sent 7:52 am"harry"
i think its supposed to be *than"harry"
my friend said that once"harry"
and idk who important did you piss off lately?i didn't do anything
sent 8:00 am"harry"
surely you pissed SOMEONE off and now the universe is punishing you for doing it....or i just haven't bought the groceries yet
sent 8:02 am"harry"
yeah but my version is a lot betterhow so?
sent 8:03 am"harry"
just isnuh uh
sent 8:03 am"harry"
yeah huhoh yeah. prove it.
sent 8:04 am"harry"
you see, i'm a strong believer in karma. you do something bad so something bad is gonna happen to you. so if you pissed someone off then now its karma and its just biting you in the bum right now."harry"
and don't worry. i know im right.oh really? please, do tell me more
sent 8:10 am"harry"
im just riigghtttttt dont make me explain myself more!okay
sent 8:11 am"harry"
okaymaybe okay will be our always
sent 8:15 am"harry"
no"harry"
dont"harry"
oh god"harry"
you did it"harry"
never do that againwhy??????
sent 8:21 am"harry"
cause i said sookay
sent 8:23 am"harry"
okay"harry"
dont even think about itokay
sent 8:32 am
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Fanfictionunknown number: is this courtney me: who the fuck is this unknown number: hi im harry (: ஃ ஃ ஃ lowercase intentional. would recommend to read this on the scrolling mode if you're on your phone. makes the entire thing seem more realistic (: