"harry"
hey hey why did the baboon say to the giraffe, "why the long face?"
oh gosh
sent 7:03 am
i dunno why
sent 7:04 am
"harry"
because he thought his neck was his face!
"harry"
😀
harry stop
sent 7:06 am
it wasnt even that funny though lmao
sent 7:06 am
"harry"
knock knock
no harry no
sent 7:10 am
"harry"
oh c'mon please just one
....fine
sent 7:11 am
"harry"
yessss okay okay knock knock
who's there
sent 7:12 am
"harry"
urine
urine who
sent 7:13 am
"harry"
URINEsecure don't what for
you're turning heads when you tell your stupid jokes.
sent 7:14 am
"harry"
RUDE
"harry"
knock knock
who's there
sent 7:16 am
"harry"
lil ol lady
lil ol lady who?
sent 7:17 am
"harry"
i didn't know you could yodel!
HARRY THESE ARE SO LAME STOP
sent 7:20 am
"harry"
okay fine
"harry"
but just one more
ushgkglholfg fine
sent 7:21 am
"harry"
why couldn't the flower ride his bike?
why
sent 7:23 am
"harry"
because it's petal's fell off!
😒
sent 7:25 am
"harry"
oh c'mon. that one was a good one!
"harry"
i really liked that one!!
of course you did harry
sent 7:26 am
"harry"
😀
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texting harry styles
Fanfictionunknown number: is this courtney me: who the fuck is this unknown number: hi im harry (: ஃ ஃ ஃ lowercase intentional. would recommend to read this on the scrolling mode if you're on your phone. makes the entire thing seem more realistic (:
