"harry"
good morning
hello fellow peasant
sent 6:02 am
why are you texting me so early
sent 6:02 am
"harry"
its not that early is it?
bruh its 6 am
sent 6:04 am
"harry"
oh wow
"harry"
sorry
"harry"
go to bed
okay
sent 6:06 am
ஃ ஃ ஃ
okay its a respectable time now
sent 10:12 am
"harry"
good. the last thing i want is for you to become a zombie
lmao you never know when its that early in the morning
sent 10:14 am
"harry"
but did you brush your teeth yet
no
sent 10:15 am
i just woke back up lol
sent 10:15 am
give me time little man
sent 10:16 am
"harry"
little man? lmao
"harry"
okay. i see how it is.
oh yeah you do
sent 10:17 am
"harry"
what was that supposed to meab
"harry"
man*
"harry"
mean*
idk
sent 10:19 am
"harry"
okay
but good news! i brushed my teeth ahah
sent 10:26 am
"harry"
i cant remember if i brushed my teeth today or not
....how do you not rememebr that
sent 10:27 am
"harry"
cause im always busy. but i think i did dont worry.
okay good
sent 10:27 am
i feel like you would be the kind of person to not brush their teeth but their breath doesnt stink. if that makes sense.
sent 10:28 am
"harry"
yeah ik what you mean but no 😂😂 my breath would stink
so like when you brush your teeth do you sing songs?
sent 10:30 am
"harry"
no? 😂
okay well i do yikes
sent 10:32 am
"harry"
how do you even do that without swallowing the toothpaste?
be very talented
sent 10:35 am
"harry"
oh
wanna know what song i sing?
sent 10:39 am
"harry"
yeah sure
Brush-a Brush-a Brush-a
Get the new Ipana
With the brand new flavor
It's healthy for your Teeth
Brush-a Brush-a Brush-a
New Ipana toothpaste
Brush-a Brush-a Brush-a
Knocks out decay germs
Fast Fast! Faster!
You sure are right!
sent 10:41 am
"harry"
OMG IS THAT FROM GREASE
YES OMFG
sent 10:43 am
"harry"
my friends are obsessed with that movie lol
ohhh ask them what their favorite songs are
sent 10:44 am
"harry"
nah
lame
sent 10:44 am
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