"Hello?"
"Hey, Miranda."
"Kyle? Why are you calling me at six in the morning?"
"Because, I feel like it?"
"I'm going to murder you!"
"Thanks for the warning, I'll go call the police."
"..."
"I was joking, Miranda."
"..."
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Short Story"Who for f*cks sake calls at four thirty in the morning?" "I do." "Kyle, you are a dead man." "I know, but I had a question that couldn't wait." "..." "Miranda, you still there?" "I'm waiting." "Ah, what's your favorite food?" "You've got to be f*ck...