"What?"
"Did you just hiss at me?"
"Yes!"
"Jeez, girl. Stop hissing, you aren't a snake."
"Oh, I'm sorry, but I just happen to be making a speech and you decide to call. Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to making a speech at my older brother's wedding."
"Miranda, wait-"
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Short Story"Who for f*cks sake calls at four thirty in the morning?" "I do." "Kyle, you are a dead man." "I know, but I had a question that couldn't wait." "..." "Miranda, you still there?" "I'm waiting." "Ah, what's your favorite food?" "You've got to be f*ck...