"Kyle, I swear if you scream chicken feet I will hang up."
"What?"
"Do you not remember calling me two nights ago?"
"Shit, I was drunk, wasn't I?"
"I have no idea."
"This is so embarrassing."
"Ha. Chicken feet."
"Please don't."
"CHICKEN FEET."
"Miranda, please don't do this."
"MY NAME IS KYLE AND I LIKE CHICKEN FEET."
"I'm hanging up."
"CHICKEN FE-"
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Short Story"Who for f*cks sake calls at four thirty in the morning?" "I do." "Kyle, you are a dead man." "I know, but I had a question that couldn't wait." "..." "Miranda, you still there?" "I'm waiting." "Ah, what's your favorite food?" "You've got to be f*ck...
