"Hello, if you are listening to this then I can't get to the phone, or you are Kyle and I just wanted to avoid your call. Anyway, please leave me a message after the tone-"
"Your voicemail is annoying. Why would you want to avoid this perfection? And don't say Why not?, that's my thing. I've called you like twenty times and you haven't responded. I just going to watch some Harry Potter. Bye, Miranda."
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why not?/book one/completed
Short Story"Who for f*cks sake calls at four thirty in the morning?" "I do." "Kyle, you are a dead man." "I know, but I had a question that couldn't wait." "..." "Miranda, you still there?" "I'm waiting." "Ah, what's your favorite food?" "You've got to be f*ck...
