why not?/book one/completed

introduction

So I wrote a short story and I should be updating daily. If I don't, then I give you full permission to yell at me.

Sneak peek:

"Who for f*cks sake calls at four thirty in the morning?"

"I do."

"Kyle, you are a dead man."

"I know, but I had a question that couldn't wait."

"..."

"Miranda, you still there?"

"I'm waiting."

"Ah, what's your favorite food?"

"You've got to be f*cking kidding me."

"No?"

"..."

"Goodbye."