EXO LOKOHAN 101

EXO JOKES

*texting*
Xiumin: Kris?
Kris: I'll be there in five minutes. If not, read this again.

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Kris: Hey you.
Luhan:
Kris: Yeah you.
Luhan:
Kris: You are fabulous.
Luhan:
Kris: You are amazing.
Luhan: 
Kris: You are attractive.
Luhan: Stop talking to the mirror!

(Y/N): Kris is so vain. Hahaha.

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Suho: Have you been waiting long?
Baekhyun: No, but di you know that this place has 2,584 tiles on the ceiling?

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*Kris and Chan texting*
Kris: My love
Kris: If you are smiling, send me your smiles
Kris: If you are sleeping send me your dreams
Kris: If you are crying send me your tears,
Kris: I love you.
Chanyeol: I'm in the toilet, what should I send?

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Sehun: Hey can you lend me 20$?
Suho: Do you think money grows on trees?
Sehun: What is money made out of?
Suho: Paper.
Sehun: Where does paper come from?
Suho: ....
Suho: Here's your 20$.

(Y/N): Thehuuniee ith tho thmart. :3

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Chen: What did the dog say when it lost its bone?
Xiumin: What?
Chen: Nothing, dogs can't talk.

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Xiumin: Say you love me. Say you love me.
Chen: You love me.

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Chanyeol: I hate it when people pour my cereal.
Chanyeol: They don't know how much I want.
Chanyeol: They don't know my life.
Chanyeol: They don't know what I've been through.
Kai: Hyung, calm down it's just cereal!

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Kyungsoo: If you would choose one thing, your life or me?
Kai: My life.
Kyungsoo: What?!
Kai: Because you are my life.

(Y/N): KaiSoo feeelss. Omoo~!

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Chanyeol: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Kyungsoo: What?
Chanyeol: Nothing, they just waved.
Kyungsoo: Oh.
Chanyeol: Do you SEA what I did there?
Kyungsoo: ...
Chanyeol: I'm SHORE you did.
Kyungsoo: How do you have friends?
Chanyeol: Don't be such a beach...

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Chanyeol: Happy Birthday!
Baekhyun: Thank you! What did you get me?
Chanyeol: It was a surprise, but remember that red Mercedes you wanted so bad?
Baekhyun: YES YES YES YES OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH
Chanyeol: Well, I got you a toothbrush, same color.

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Suho: When's your birthday?
Chanyeol: November 27.
Suho: What year?
Chanyeol: Every year?

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Luhan: Thanks! I had a great night!
Sehun: Me too! So are we going to sleep at my house or yours?
Luhan: Both! I'll sleep at my house and you'll sleep at yours!

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Kyungsoo is on a boat. D-ROW.

Kyungsoo has swag. D-YO.

Kyungsoo parked in wrong spot. D-TOW

Kyungsoo likes embroidery. D-SEW.

Kyungsoo declines. D-NO.

Kyungsoo is on the ground. D-LOW.

Kyungsoo is an enemy. D-FOE.

Kyungsoo is very sad. D-WOE.

Kyungsoo is leaving. D-GO.

Kyungsoo is acting slutty. D-HOE.

Kyungsoo is cleaning the yard. D-MOW.

Kyungsoo is finally gets it. D-OH.

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Chen has the bill. Kim Jongpay.

Chen says hello. Kim Jonghey.

Chen imitates a horse. Kim Jongneigh.

Chen has a laser. Kim Jongray.

Chen is happy. Kim Jongyay.

Chen is talking. Kim Jongsay.

Chen is at the beach. Kim Jongbay.

Chen is uncertain. Kim Jongmay

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Suho: What are you up to?

Chen: Just watching a movie.

Suho: What's it about?

Chen: It's about a man's wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and his son is left physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped, and the man has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Suho: Oh god, what's it called?

Chen: Finding Nemo.

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Baekhyun: Wow, you're really drunk right now.
Chanyeol: I'm not drunk, you're just blurry.

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cr: thatswhatexosaid of tumblr

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(Y/N):

Ang laptrip langss. Kahit ilang beses ko binabasa laptrip pa din. :3