(əˈfrād) adjective Feeling fear or anxiety; frightened.
You humans feel fear? Hahahaha! You're so weak! No wonder the squirrels are planning on enslaving your race and taking control of the world. Oh? Was that not common knowledge? Well then consider yourself blessed, fleshy. I just gave you a warning that few others get. Beware the squirrels, they know no fear. Also, while we're in the subject of creatures about to enslave you due to the fact that you're all weaklings that feel 'fear'. I just wanted to inform you that fish, lions, robots, computers, microwaves, deer, dogs, the internet, seashells, and books are also planning on attacking ya'll. Why is this so hard to believe? You water-containers already think that your government, other countries, other religions, extraterrestrial life, and heck, even your own neighbors are going to attack you at any moment. Why not just extend that list a bit more to include books and squirrels? What did you say? I'm a book? No, I'm on the internet silly I wouldn't take over your society. Huh? I said that the internet would also take over the world? Um. Google! Google is a totally separate entity than the internet. Is isn't? Oh, uh. Don't worry. I'm definitely not going to take over your world with the information I have gleaned from each of your internet searches and knowledge taken from Google. That's ridiculous.
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HumorWe use dictionaries (online or book form) a lot in our lives. However we never know what the dictionaries are thinking about themselves. Mostly it's sarcastic comments about word definitions.
