(āj) noun The length of time that a person has lived or a thing has existed.
How old am I? Well that all depends on what time you're reading this. I can tell you that I was created in 2016, so just do the math. That's how humans judge their "age", right? I don't really understand how it works exactly. I'd apologize for my incompetence, but I'm not a weak little pocket thesaurus. Anyways, Its but like I'm wrong. Dictionaries are never wrong, we contain too much knowledge to be anything but correct.
How do Dictionaries judge their age? Well, we don't. You look surprised, did I confuse your tiny little excuse for a brain? I'm sorry, let me put my existence into terms you can understand. So-what? I just apologized? No I didn't. Dictionaries don't apologize. No I didn't. Stop saying that I did. You have no proof. Be quiet. Seriously, shut up. ANYWAYS, dictionaries are not just books. You see us as books, but in reality we're nothing more that the simple definitions of words. Then authors and editors wrote down those meanings into a book form. So yeah, dictionaries are eternal and immortal. Stop arguing, that's the truth. Science? That's a human concept that doesn't apply to ethereal beings, not sorry.
We must remind the user that dictionaries are manmade objects. Please do not let corrupted data convince you otherwise. -Editors
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Defined by a Dictionary
HumorWe use dictionaries (online or book form) a lot in our lives. However we never know what the dictionaries are thinking about themselves. Mostly it's sarcastic comments about word definitions.
