(əˈpir) verb Come into sight; become visible or noticeable, typically without visible agent or apparent cause.
D'you who likes to appear?
Batman.
I mean, there really isn't much for me to explain.
I just say, or write? Maybe you just read?
Yeah.
You just read the word, or is it a name?
Never mind.
You just read 'Batman' and boom, now you understand what appearing is.
What? 'Batman' isn't a suitable example of 'appear'?
Hogwash
Batman is the embodiment of 'appear'.
Or maybe it's 'disappear'?
Whatever.
Batman is awesome and that's a fact.
And no, I didn't just want to praise Batman's amazingness. That's unfounded and ridiculous.
Shut up. woosh
That was the sound of me disappearing into the darkness and reappearing behind you.
Like Batman.
Batman.
Oh yeah.
Please don't sue us for the use of Batman. We're sorry.
Although, we must admit, Batman is pretty cool. - Editors (woosh)
YOU ARE READING
Defined by a Dictionary
HumorWe use dictionaries (online or book form) a lot in our lives. However we never know what the dictionaries are thinking about themselves. Mostly it's sarcastic comments about word definitions.
