Why Me?

Ragor, City of Trouble!

"So how do we get there?" Jaime asked. "Well best way I suppose is to take the forest path" I said. "Hey wait!" I voice yelled. We turned to see a greasy looking man running at us. "Uncle Conron!" Jaime yelled. "Uncle?" I questioned. "Conron?" Lily said. "Why are you here!?" Jaime asked. "I couldn't let you leave without a little something" he said handing Jaime a map of some sort. "With this you just have to tap the place you want to go and boom! Your there! It's only good for one use but it's definitely useful" He said. "This is just what we needed! Thank you!". "How convenient" I said sarcastically. "Actually Jaime kept telling me about a man that has all these talents and  powers so I thought this would come in handy if you were in a rush, even a perfect man like you runs late sometimes" Conron said laughing. "Not sure if that's a compliment or not..." I said. "Take care now I'll never forget what you've done for me!" Conron said. As Jaime waved I looked at the map "So Ragor's here so I just touch it an-!!!" In seconds we were transformed into light and flew high into the sky. "Oops forgot to tell them about the side effects," Conron said. As we flew at light speeds we landed dead center in Ragor in shock. "It actually works!" I said before throwing up. "What's wro-!" Jaime said throwing up. "I get it now" Jaime said throwing up more. Soon after resting a bit we looked around to see the city of Ragor. It's bright lights and quick people made it all the more lively. It was smaller then Combal but it's clustered and popping colors and buildings made it seem way bigger then it really was. Soon we saw a sideshow and decided to have a look. We pushed through the crowd and saw a girl making animals appear from thin air. From bunnies to snakes, nothing was impossible for her. She wore a shirt of yellow and purple trim along with pants of the same color scheme. Her hair was a dark black and went down to her back. "What a nice show" Jaime said. "That really was cool, you should give her a few capsules" Lily said. "We came here to make money not lose it" I said. "A few capsules won't hurt stingy!" She yelled. "Fine, here Jaime give here a cap-!". "What was that Kaldos?". "The money....it's gone...". "Speak up" he said. "The money is gone!!!!" I yelled. "Did it fall out on our way here or maybe when we were walking around or or or!" I said hyperventilating. Black bolt tapped my shoulder and revealed a piece of bunny hair on me. "Jaime do you know what this means!?" I yelled. "There are bunnies thieves in this city!". "No that girl! She stole our money!" I said. "We must invoke justice!" Jaime said as we ran to look for her. "Should have held onto your money better, this is the city of greed" Lily mocked. "Just shut up and look!" I yelled. "There! she just ran down that ally!" Jaime said. "Lets go!" I said as we ran after her. We turned the corner to see her face to face with us. Before getting a word out she gave us a big hug. "So glad to see you two, I did the job you wanted so do me a favor and tell the boss I need some time off, if he hears it from you two he'll be okay with it" She said running past up. "Hey wait!" I yelled but that's when four men the size of mountains stood before us. They wore tuxedos of a dark, deep purple and dark glasses. "So your friends with miss subdolo?" One said. "That girl? No no no this is a big misunderstanding" I said. "So will crushing your faces in!" One said throwing a fist at me. I jumped back and me and Jaime got back to back. "I'll handle this sir Kaldos!" Jaime said. He stood brave and proud as one of the men laughed "when I'm done with you, I'll use your armor as a frying pan!" "Cambio de vientos" Jaime said as the punch was thrown off of him like rubber and it hit the ground. "My turn! Balanceo cactus!!!" He said cutting the guy down. "A-amazing!" Lily yelled. "When did you learn all this?!" I yelled. He smiled at me "all my training, all my sweat. It was paid off the moment I met Uncle Conron, without him. I would have never reached such a power" he said thinking back to washing the dishes and sweeping. "You bastard!" Another yelled swinging. "Suficiente!" He said stopping the fist with his sword. "H-how?!" The man yelled. "Cause I'm.....the number 1 waiter in the world!" Jaime yelled slashing through him. As the other two stood in fear Jaime turned to them. "I regret to inform you of this but......I'm out of power goodbye". "What?!?!" I yelled. "Yeah pretty sure I broke a few bones in my body and only knocked those guys out". "Don't say it so proudly!" I yelled. As the other two guys got up, more angry then before I stepped up and stared them down. "I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice!". The guards all stood in hesitation. "Behold the power I've unlocked from Master Dedorm himself!" I yelled. "Master.....Dedorm" one said. "The grand master of Combal!?" Another said. "The city of magic! We're over our heads man!" The third spoke. "You fools! This is clearly a bluff! He is nothing to fear!" The main one said. "But something about him....makes me.... uneasy" He thought to himself. "Grant me your strength and authority, great god of strength. Allow me this honor and privilege to rain judgement upon these fools! DUBIUS MORTEM!!!!!" I yelled as a think black fog erupted out of my hand and took over the air around us. "This is too much! Retreat!" The main one said as they all retreated. "Wow Kaldos your amazing! You really did train with a grand master!" Jaime said. "That was only a taste of my power my friend" I said. "That was just a simple smoke screen, all you did was put some fancy words behind it" Lily said. "Quiet! It worked didn't it!" I said flicking her away. "Hey don't forget who has your last wish!" She yelled. As we were about to argue the girl from before appeared before us. "Hey your-!" Before I could finish she held her hand out to me. "Donnola Subdolo, you can call me Don" she said. "I'm Kaldos....Judos Kaldos" I said suspicious as I shook her hand. "Hi, I'm Alfonso Rodrigo Agust-!" "She doesn't need to hear it all!" I yelled as Black bolt kicked him. She handed me my wallet back. "You can leave now with that money if you want" She said. "Or?" I asked. She smiled "Or join me and get quadruple that". With a shocked expression on my face I looked to her knowing it wasn't a good idea. "Deal".