Sirius' Famous Xmas Songs

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Jingle Bells, Snivellus smells. Slytherins are fat pricks. Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Voldemort can suck my dick.

Snape the Slimey Slytherin.
Had a very greasy nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it grows.
All of the sick Marauders always laugh and call him names.
They never let gross Snivelly, join in any Wizarding games.
Then one dark summers eve, Voldy came to say.
Snapey, with your grease so bright, you will kill us all tonight.
Then all the Killers let him, join in and kill Muggles.
Snivelly the greasy Slytherin  is now a horror to all.

Silent night,
Death day night,
Voldy comes,
Killing all,
Lock your doors
And shut curtains,
Wizards and Muggles
Be afraid
He will kill us all.
He will kill us all.

You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not die,
I'm tellin' you why..
Voldemort is coming to town.
He sees your brain
So frail
He know if you're a witch
He knows of you need to be dead
So hurry and hide you bïtch.

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