Pick-up lines by Sirius Black

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1: Did it hurt?
When you fell from the Astronomy Tower.

2: If you were a dementor, I wouldn't mind a kiss right now.

3: I don't have any muggle money, but I have a sickle and two knuts.
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Thanks Sirius.

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