Prick-Up lines By Sirius #2

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1: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Merlin made us beautiful
What the hell happened to you?

2: Kill me Kill Me
I am Ted.
Fuck you all
Now I am dead.

3: You look like a Dementor, but don't worry, there's worse stuff about you.

4: Roses are red
Violence is too
Brainless and Stupid
I will kill you.

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Thanks Sirius

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