Things To Tell Your Progeny

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It has long been a running joke in my family to collect things you will tell your children and grandchildren, particularly when they complain. Welcome to my list of things to irritate my progeny with.

When I was your age. . .

  1) We only had chocolate frosties.

  2) We had cassette tapes

  3) Our movies were on VHS

  4) Leg warmers were popular

  5) There were no MP3 players

  6) Big Idea studios had just come out with Veggie Tales

  7) We had TVs that weighed more than a medium sized dog

  8) The internet was still an unknown entity

  9) Gas cost less than two dollors a gallon

10) The Wii hadn't been invented yet

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This list will get longer as I find or think of new ones to put on it. please feel free to comment with your own lists.

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