Joker&Harley Oneshots

Creeper part 2

♠♠♠♠Joker's P.O.V♠♠♠♠
I walked into me and Harley's hide out to find all the lights were out. My help was obliviously useless, they probably don't even know how to use a lamp. They are just useless Idiots following me around and listening to everything I say. Expect my Harley girl, that little minx, she can be a pain in my ass sometimes...but I do cherish her. She's gonna kill me for being out so late. I saw that stupid news reporter Jack Ryder, doing A show about me at the chemical plant while I was in my study. I dropped everything and walked out the door, I wanted to put on a show exactly for Ryder like he had done for me. I was watching him from above as he talked to the camera about me and batman, then I decided It was time to enter the scene . I dosed Ryder and his crew with laughing gas, and laughed wildly as they did. I tripped Ryder into the same chemicals they had made me, "have a nice trip." I told him then laughed and he did too uncontrollably but still. Then the stupid Bat showed up with his little birdy. My henchman, as useless as they are, kept them busy. While I occupied my time by pushing helpless little Ryder back into the chemicals every time he tried to climb out. For my finale,I gave Ryder a exploding cigar causing the chemicals to explode. After I killed the stupid news reporter, I fought with the bird and escaped. I walked up stairs to mine and Harley's bedroom, she must be asleep. I opened the door slowly and walked over to the bed "Pumpkin?" I said trying to talk to her. damn, she's mad at me, "Harley, I'm sorry I got tied up with bats." there was still no reply. ugh, I turned on the lamp next to the bed and look down at the bed and it was empty . Where the hell is she? I hit the breaker in our room and turned on all the lights in our hideout, then I marched down stairs to my study. I found Rocco passed out by the door, then walked over to the the note that was laying on my desk. "I got your girl." was all it said. Don't worry baby I'll get you back. ♠♠♠♠

♦♦♦♦Harley's P.O.V♦♦♦♦ Ow! my head....I groaned and slowly opened my eyes, ignoring the sharp pain in the back of my head. I looked around and took in my surroundings, my hands and feet were tied to a steel chair, great. This place looks familiar, then it hit me. Of course I'm at Ace's, I looked around for my attacker and saw Nothing. Then someone taped my shoulder, which made me jump. "thank Gotham you're finally awake toots." Creep told me. I saw this man earlier when I was out by the lake after joker told me he was busy, then again when he attacked me. I didn't know who he really was, but he creeps me out so I started calling him creep. "who are ya Mr. Creepy?" I asked him. "where's your boyfriend?" he asked me. He looked so weird, he had green hair like my puddn, brown eyes, and yellow skin. "why does it matta' and ya ignored my question." I told him already annoyed with the games his trying to play. "Call me the creeper, and Your boyfriend started this game, now tag haha his it." he told me laughing a high pitched laughed, icky. "why do ya look like that?" I asked him eyeing him. "Like what ya see suger? joker dumped me in those chemicals, just like you." Oooh that's why...I get it now. "He didn't dump me in, I fell into them of my own free will." I snapped bitterly at him. "why would you do that, I knew blonds were stupid but haha." he said bouncing around my chair. "I love my puddn!" I told creep meanly and with my death glare. "I know kid, I know." me and creeper herd a voice say. "Mistah J!" I said happily,I hate not being around him even for a second. ♦♦♦♦

♠♠♠♠Joker's P.O.V♠♠♠♠ "Stay put Harley." I tell her, loveing the way her eyes lit up when she saw me. "but puddn!" she wined and pouted, which was a adorable. "Harley." I said strictly. "fine." she said and rolled her eyes, good girl. I turned to Ryder, "So your the guy that been stealing my act?" I asked him as we circled each other. "that's not all Mr.happy, I'm stealing your girl too." he said pointing to Harley. This pissed me off, Harley is mine and only mine. "I swear mistah J, I didn't encourage him." Harley said from the chair she was tied to, "that's okay pooh, I know your a one man loon." I told her and she let out a happy squeak, Then I Turned my attention back to The creeper. "there's only room for one clown prince in this town, how would like an all payed trip to metropolis, on me." I said trowing a chemical at him. That exploited the whole place, I laughed then I thought of, oh no, Harley . She was laying on the ground, hurt, and groaning. Then creeper walked up to her and started kissing her arm. "aww sweetie has a boo boo." he said to her, which enraged me. She then hit him with her mallet that threw him against the wall. "aww does creeper have a concision?" she mocked him. I laughed "that's my girl." I told her proudly as we laughed. Then I saw batman, "Stall him doll-face while I get the car." I told her running to the car but batman stopped me, then Harley drove the other car around, "Over here mistah J!" I ran to the car and jumped one "step on it harl." I tell her and she does. We ride home, we we finally got there we both walked up the stairs to our room. We collapsed on the bed and I pulled her close to me. "I love you too harley." I whisper solftly in her ear.♠♠♠♠

The End!!! (Of this story lol)