Teacher: "If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asked for 2, how many do you have left?"
Me: "10."
Teacher: "Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would you have left then?"
Me: "10 and a dead body."
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