(I am at my school's drama camp, with a bunch of people in my dorm who don't know me very well. I warn them that I'm prone to sleepwalking and talking, however they don't believe me. I end up saying various things during the night, such as the following.)
Me: *Meowing*
Me: "Bam, and the dirt is gone."
Girl #1: "Did she say, 'Bam, I am dirty?'"
Girl #2: "No you idiot, it's the Easy-Off Bam slogan."
Me: *In a British accent* "I don't like blueberries."
Me: "Peachy Breeze is peachy keen."
Me: *Singing* "You'll find it at LeCornu's."
(The girls then decide to all go to the bathroom, as girls do. When they get back I am cross-legged in the middle of the room, rocking back and forth with my hair covering my face. The girls scream and and run out of the room, waking a teacher. They tell the teacher what has happened, and she accompanies them back to our room to 'protect them.' Naturally, at this time I am back in bed, and look as peaceful as an angel. The teacher then leaves.)
Me: *Meowing*
Girl #1: *Bursts into tears*
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