OK SO MY FIRE ALARM JUST WENT OFF BECAUSE MY STEPFATHER BURNED SOME TOAST
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
SO NOW MY PARENTS ARE IN HYSTERICS LAUGHING AT ME BECAUSE I RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY COMPUTER AND ITS CHARGER IN MY ARMS
MY FIRST THOUGHT IN A FIRE IS SAVE THE COMPUTER
(This would be me. XD)

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