1: Scream at someone, "You're one of them!" Back away slowly.
2: Look at someone through glass and say, "Wow, I'm hideous!"
3: Find a child, tell them you're him/her from the future.
4: Go to Petsmart and buy birdseed, ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.
5: Throw a small plastic ball at someone and yell "Get in your ball you stupid Pokémon!"
6: When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! I won!"
7: Bring a desk in an elevator, ask people if they have an appointment.
8: Fill empty bottle of Windex with blue Gatorade, drink then double over in pain.
9: Walk into Sea World with a fishing rod.
10: Go up to random people in the mall, hold up your ID, and yell, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN/WOMAN?!"
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