Me: "Yeah, I'm really tough."
Me: (Gets scared by text notifications when they're too loud)
Me: (Easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder)
Me: (Cries under any sort of pressure ever)
Me: (Cries when anyone raises their voice higher then their average volume)
Me: "So tough."
I'd like to update you guys on my toughness and inform you that today I put my cup down too loudly and scared myself.
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Funny Texts
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