In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.
Me: *minding my own business, looking for the tortilla chips*
Me: *finds tortilla chips*
Dude 1: *to Dude 2* See, she knows what she's here for, she knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.
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