The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Meets Amy's Mum

Amy's Mom: It's nice to meet you too Sheldon, I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.

Sheldon: I assure you, I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.

Amy's Mom: What?

Sheldon: Oh yes, We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt!

Amy's Mum: Amy? What is he saying?

Amy: You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother, well here he is! Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loin.

Sheldon: Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.