The Big Bang Theory

Pilot

Sheldon: It has been some time since we had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.

Leonard: That's not true, remember at Thanksgiving, my Grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode?

Sheldon: Point taken, it has been some time since we had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't wanna rip our eyes out.

Leonard: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.