The Big Bang Theory

Suck An Egg

Psychic: Your spirit guides are telling me there's a woman in your life you're having problems with.

Sheldon: That's an easy guess. I'm clearly an annoying person. I have trouble with both genders.

Psychic: Yes, you clearly are.

Psychic: Does she have dark hair?

Penny: Yes, yes. Your spirit guides are on fire!

Sheldon: The majority of people have dark hair. Even you at one time.

Psychic: Does she work in a similar field to you?

Sheldon: Hah, the opposite. I'm a physicist and she's a neurobiologist. My spirit guides can go suck an egg.