Bathroom Seatbelt

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Howard: What now?

Sheldon: I have to go to the bathroom.

Howard: You just went to the bathroom.

Sheldon: But I didn't use it because it didn't seem safe. Despite all my emails, the toilet didn't have a seatbelt.

Howard: Well, it still doesn't.

Sheldon: I realize that but safety concerns went out the window two apple juices ago.

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