The Big Bang Theory

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Amy: Bernadette. I would like to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honour, and I will be happy to do it again, if this marriage craps out.

Sheldon: The need to find another human being to share one's life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.

Sheldon: I assume we're talking about you now?

Leonard: Yeah.

Sheldon: So that's how this works, I complain and then you complain and no one offers any solutions?

Leonard: Pretty much.

Sheldon: Well no wonder the women are winning.

Howard: Why should I do something nice for you?

Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven.

Howard: Jews don't have heaven.

Sheldon: To avoid Jewish Hell?

Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish Hell