Crazy fucking Conspiracy Theories #1

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I'm going to be brutally honest here, after binge watching Shane Dawson conspiracy theories I decided to do this. Because as many of you are probably aware, some people believe in a lot of fucked up shit 😂😂👌

And now I'm going to make fun of their illogical bullshit. Enjoy.🔥🔥

1) Barack Obama is a fucking Lizard.

-Okay, I really don't know how to start this at all 😂 Like what kind of hard drugs are these people on nowadays. I'm speaking the truth here, because I myself believe in some conspiracy theories because they kind of make sense but shit like this puts the 'theories' in Conspiracy 😂

-You see, the whole assumption here is that the entire government is run by disguised reptiles who are controlling the entire country and listening to people from their houses through technology......wtf😂👌

Oh, and apparently the illuminati are involved. But if you ask a  conspiracy theorist, or a 27-year old youtuber (😂😂👌 no shade) they can never answer the question of, what are the 'illuminati' trying to achieve? Because if something even remotely suspicious happens, the illuminati are behind it......👌👌

Slow clap for dumb fucking humans people 👏....👏....👏....👏....👏....👏....👏....👏

Still though, these disguised reptiles are probably gonna do a better job running the country that Donald Trump tbh 😂😂😂😂💯💯

Still though, these disguised reptiles are probably gonna do a better job running the country that Donald Trump tbh 😂😂😂😂💯💯

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