ColonialSprinkelz's Thing

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Could you guys do the smoothie challenge?:3

T: Okay!

((Numbers:

1. Mustard

2. Strawberries

3. Pickle juice

4. Ice cream

5. Onions

6. Tomatoes

7. Whipped cream

8. Pudding

9. Chocolate syrup

10. Hot sauce

11. Peppers

12. Ketchup

13. Caramel

14. Oreos

I'm gonna use a randomizer for their numbers just cause that's more fun))

J: Okay, lets do this. I'll go first...*picks one out* Eight! I'm off to a good start!

T: ohgodohgodohgodohgod *picks number* ..14. Huh. I thought'd it be bad.

J: Well this isn't too bad...I'm jinxing it aren't I?

T: Probably. Pick.

J: *picks number* ...5. I jinxed it. F-ck.

T: *laughs* I got...

J: *laughs* oh god why?!?

T: 2! Strawberries! Woo! I think I'm winning!

J: Shut the f-ck up. *picks number*...4...So I've got Onions, Ice Cream, and Pudding. Interesting combination...

T: I'm still winning....Haha! 7! I've got Oreos, Strawberries, and whip cream!

J: Well I'm not entirely bad...oh I got 13. Yay!

T: We're good at this, only one bad one so far...*picks number* Okay two bad ones.

J: *laughs*What'd you get?

T: F-ckign 12. Ketchup. Why.

J: *laughs harder*

T: Shut up.

J: ...

T: What-

J: 10. I got 10.

T: Karma b-tch! *laughs* *picks number* ...1. Well it'll go with the ketchup. And it's better than hot sauce.

J: We only have bad ones now...well theres like one good one but it won't help much. *picks number* F-CK. 3. I HAVE HOT SAUCE AND PICKLE JUICE.

T: And I got 11! F-cking peppers. I hate my life.

J: *laughs* ...YES! WELL...NO BUT KINDA YES.

T: You got-

J: I GOT 9. WHICH'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE IT WORSE.

T: Lastly I got 6. Tomatos. Delicious .-.

J: Okay so I have Onions, Ice Cream, Pudding, Caramel, Hot Sauce, Pickle Juice, and Chocolate Syrup. You have-

T: Oreos, Strawberries, Whip Cream, Ketchup, Mustard, Peppers, and Tomatos. Ew. I have less bad stuff but yours is stronger...I have a feeling neither of us are gonna enjoy this.

J: Okay, now we pick the base! We've got Milk, Fruit Juice, and Coffee

T: I'll go first because you went first in the ingrediant part. *picks paper* ...Milk. Not too bad, but it won't help much.

J: And I got...Oh f-ck my life.

T: What?

J: Coffee.

T: *laughs*

J: *sigh* Lets just get this over with.

-after they blend the sh-t-

J: *gulps* Oh god...

T: I don't wanna drink this!

J: We don't have a choice. Lets go in front of the sink, at least that way when we puke it'll go down the drain.

T: *nods and walks over to sink* *sips* OH WOW. That's...thats an interesting taste. Not good but not as bad as I thought *gags* *spits some out*

J: ...*holds cup to mouth* *gags* It smells awful!

T:  *cough* I drank some of mine, at least taste it!

J: *whimpers* *sips* *gags*

T: How awful is it?

J: *starts spitting out* *rinses out mouth* GET IT OFFFFF!!!

T: Pretty awful?

J: *stands straight and nods*Y-yeah. Wanna try it for yourself?

T: No thank you!

J: You suureee~?*holds up to Tyler's face*

T: YES I AM SURE GET THAT AWAY FROM MY FACE.

J: *laughs and throws away* Fine.

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