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MOW get a cat and give it to tyler to see if it attacks him >:)

M: OKAY!

*after a little bit*

M: *holds up scruffy cat* I got a stray of the street.

Stray Cat: ....*meows*

M: You'll get the food later I gotta test something first.

SC: *meow meow meowww*

M: Oh stop whining it won't take long. FOUR EYES! COME OUT HERE!

T: *walks out* What is it?

M: *throws cat at*

T: OW WHAT THE *awkwardly catches*

SC: ....?*meows*

T: WHERE DID YOU GET A CAT.

M: The streets.

T: JASONNN!

J: What i-Why do you have a cat.

T: Mow got it off the streets.

J: It's....so....CUTE! *grabs cat and hugs* WE'RE KEEPING IT.

T: We'll keep it until we can sell it to someone else.

J: BUT-

T: Nope. We have enough characters on this damn thing and I just know they're gonna turn it into a human if we keep it.

J: BUT LOOK AT ITS FACE.

T: NO. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MATURE ONE.

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