Sophie: It's Christmas Eve! I used to always leave cookies out for Santa when I was little!
Fitz: Why do humans leave cookies out for a fat guy who breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
Sophie: I dunno, humans are kinda weird. *shrugs*
Keefe: If I did that, I would just sneak downstairs and eat the cookies.
Tam: Oh, of course you would.
Keefe: What? I'm sure these... uh... cookie things are delicious.
Linh: How does this *air quotes* "Santa" guy get into your house anyway?
Sophie: Through the chimney.
Biana: How would he even fit through the chimney?
Sophie: Magic.
Dex: There's no such thing as magic.
Sophie: Believe in magic, you muggle!
Keefe: What's a muggle?
Sophie: We are no longer friends.
Keefe: Oh, come on Foster. Like you could stop being friends with me?
Sophie: *rolls eyes* Never mind...
Fitz: How does Santa even get to all of the houses in one night?
Sophie: Like I said, magic.
Dex: And like I said, there is no such thing as magic.
Sophie: Is your name Vernon Dursley or something... Sheesh...
Keefe: Oh, hey! The mistletoe we put up is still there!
Tam: Nope. *leaves*
Sophie: I thought we weren't ever going to speak of that again.
Dex: Oh... I remember that...
Keefe: Hey there, kissy dude.
Dex: *facepalms* I'm done. *walks away, still facepalming*
Biana: I think Keefe wins for amount of kisses.
Keefe: I WIN!
Fitz: That might not be a good thing.
Sophie: It doesn't seem like we're not talking about it.
A/N: I'm tired, merry almost Newton-mas everyone! Sorry that the references have been all over the place this chapter. This probably isn't the last Christmas themed chapter, so PREPARE FOR MORE! (UNLESS I'M LAZY!)
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Fanfiction-DISCONTINUED- Clairebear: Welcome to my react book. We have awkward teenagers, thinly veiled shipping (Oh, who am I kidding? There is no veil.), and zero fourth wall. I hope you enjoy your stay in my keeper react book.
