Clairebear: Cue the harp flashback music!
*flashback*
Clairebear: *opens laptop and looks up KOTLC fanfics* TA-DA! *clicks on one*
Elves: *muttering nervously*
Spongebob Narrator: 10 minutes later.
*end flashback*
Alebazi: *in the background* *stroking Clairebear's arm* I like your arm.
Tam: What have I just witnessed. (Not you guys, the fanfiction.)
Clairebear: *in the background* HELP ME!
Biana: *rocking on the floor in the fetal position* It never happened. It was just a bad dream. It never happened.
Linh: My eyes! They're burning!
Fitz: Umm... *coughs*
Keefe: I never knew you felt this way about me Foster!
Sophie: KEEFE! *blushes*
Tam: Why do you guys blush so much? Do we have a disease or something...?
Sophie: I don't know. Also, why are all of these about my love life?
Clairebear: At least there aren't any KOTLC lemons.
Alebazi: Lemons? What is a lemon in fanfiction? I like to eat lemons!
Biana: Please get this girl some help.
Clairebear: I will not be responsible for ruining your semi-innocence even more.
Dex: But what does it mean?
Clairebear: Look it up.
Spongebob Narrator: 2 minutes later.
Dex: Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clairebear: I told you...
Alebazi: THE BRIGHT SUMMER SUN!
Fitz: What?
Clairebear: I don't know what she's talking about either, and we've been friends for over a year.
Alebazi: *falls on Fitz* Oopsie!
Fitz: Seriously? *looks at Alebazi annoyedly*
Alebazi: It was an accident!
A/N: I accidentally typed "I was an accident!" Sorry Alebazi. (She's dying of laughter right now.)
Question time
Clairebear: So what did you guys learn about fanfiction?
Sophie: I think we broke Dex.
Dex: NO LEMONS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Tam: Case in point.
Fitz: Why is this a thing?
Alebazi: *jumping on trampoline and falls on Fitz* Oopsie!
Clairebear: Alebazi, get off Fitz.
Alebazi: I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Clairebear: Sure it was.
Alebazi: *runs out of the room* BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I NEED TO GO LOOK AT PENTATONIX STUFF!
Biana: You have weird taste in friends.
Clairebear: I know...
YOU ARE READING
KOTLC React
Fanfiction-DISCONTINUED- Clairebear: Welcome to my react book. We have awkward teenagers, thinly veiled shipping (Oh, who am I kidding? There is no veil.), and zero fourth wall. I hope you enjoy your stay in my keeper react book.
