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you have received 2 messages from taetaelien

taetaelien
so, are you coming?

taetaelien
yes or nah?

minahstrawberry
are you fucking kidding me?

minahstrawberry
of course not, you pervert

minahstrawberry
you must be delusional

taetaelien
aw, but I wanted to take you out :(

minahstrawberry
stop messaging me before I throw a fucking piano at your head

taetaelien
but babeeeee

minahstrawberry
get out before i kick your ass to venus

minahstrawberry
dumb alien

taetaelien
but i'm YOUR alien ;)

minahstrawberry
...

minahstrawberry
you asshole fight me

minahstrawberry
fight me you little bitch

taetaelien
wow so first i'm an alien and now i'm a female dog?

taetaelien
you are one rude little girl, aren't you?

minahstrawberry
fuck off

taetaelien
lmao you high on sodium or something?

minahstrawberry
excuse me?!

taetaelien
you're like that one extra salty fry in a batch

minahstrawberry
go wank off or something, jackass

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From: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [8:43 pm 11/14/16]
yah, losr! u left ur stff hear, idiot.
cum get it (got7) b4 i kick ur doomd ass

To: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [9:14 pm 11/14/16]
oops, my bad. i'll pick it up tomorrow, don't worry. and dude, learn how to properly spell before you text me

From: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [9:15 pm 11/14/16]
fuck u

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From: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:17 pm 11/14/16]
OMG MINAAAAAAHHHH

To: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:17 pm 11/14/16]
what do you want, child?

From: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:18 pm 11/14/16]
DID YOU CHECK YOUR EFFIN INSTA?!?

To: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:19 pm 11/14/16]
lmao no, wae

From: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:20 pm 11/14/16]
FREAKING KIM TAEHYUNG FOLLOWED YOU!!!!

To: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:21 pm 11/14/16]
...who?

From: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:22 pm 11/14/16]
FUCKING KIM TAEHYUNG! THAT INSTA FAMOUS GUY WITH FUCKING GOOD AESTHETHIC!!!

To: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:22 pm 11/14/16]
...who?

From: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:23 pm 11/14/16]
the fuck, do you live under a rock or something? he's like known for looking like real-life anime or the perfect boy next door

To: Bodyrolling Dolphin <3 [9:24 pm 11/14/16]
sounds like someone who has their head stuck in their ass lmao

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taetaelien
so... yes or no?

minahstrawberry
haven't i made myself clear? NO

taetaelien
T-T

taetaelien
what did i do wrong?

taetaelien
did i do something?

taetaelien
am i not good enough?

minahstrawberry
bro...

taetaelien
or am I too good looking for you? ;)

minahstrawberry
...

minahstrawberry
fuck you

minahstrawberry
I WAS ABOUT TO APOLOGIZE BITCH

taetaelien
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME

taetaelien
I KNOW YOU CARE

minahstrawberry
... is that justin bieber?

taetaelien
JUST SHOUT OUT WHENEVER AND I'LL BE THERE

minahstrawberry
-.-

taetaelien
YOU ARE MY LOVE

taetaelien
YOU ARE MY HEART

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pls do excuse the profanities in this chapter
go rant at eggyoongi
(she wrote pretty much the whole chapter)
ps. I LOVE YOU VEE

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