Only Boyfriends from Books

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We'll never see our boyfriends in the flesh....

Kate: Because they're in books!

Mai: CAUSE WE'LL NEVER BE NORMAL! NORMAL!

Hope: *cringes*

Me: Just lovely. *Shudders*

Hope: Guys, question. If you could enter any fandom world, which character would you choose to be with? Specifically, a boy. *wiggles eyebrows*

Mai: DAAAAAAN

Kate: I know, honey. I know. *pats back* He didn't kill you. You're not dead.

Mai: HE LEFT ME!!!

*Crickets chirp*

Hope: Moving on. What about you, Kate?

Kate: Anyone. I'd give anything just to be in a fandom.

Me: Bill Cipher!

Mai: You do realize he's a villain, right?

Me: Yes. Yes I do. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!

Hope: The Doctor!

Kate: But he's more than 2,000 years older than you! And he's a Time Lord!

Hope: Oh well. I would be his companion and I would have a cook scarf and HE would have a cool scarf and WE WOULD HAVE COOL SCARVES TOGETHER! *starts doing weird fangirl dance*

Kate: Is this where I end the chapter? Okay then.

Bye!

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