Game Grumps Preference Book

Drunk texts pt 1

There is sexual content beware
Arin:

Arin❤💖💟: Dude I have abigboner right nowwannasee?
You: Arin are you drunk?
Arin❤💖💟: pshhhhhhh nawwwwww I just am feeling looooooopy !
You: Where are you? I'm picking you up.
Arin❤💖💟: no! I'm fime.
You: 😑
Arin: ...imat dannis  home...
You: I'm kicking all of your guys asses....

Danny:

Bigbang😋😘: Duuuuude I just saw you a second ago!
You: Danny I'm in the same room as you.
Bigbang😋😘: Yoare?
You: yes Dan.
Bigbang😋😘: Wow !your rihgt  Yuo look hot bbe
You: You're drunk Danny...why am I still texting you?

Barry:

You: Babe have you seen my purple socks anywhere?
Barebare💞:piurplesock smurplesock
Barebare💞: hee that rymed xd 
You: Barry?
Barebare💞: yeeeeeeeees?
You: Have you been drinking again?
Barebare💞:blame danny he gave it to me!!!!
You: You drank it.
Barebare💞: sooooooo?
You: I hate you

I have no idea wtf I did in this chapter ;-;