Things That Annoy Crazystar About Warriors Fanfics

Names

SURPRISE RANDOM NEW ADMIN

I dunno if I'm actually allowed to do this-- but eh doing it anyway XD

But now to ranting.

PART 1- SACRED PREFIXES/SUFFIXES

Am I the ONLY one who cringes at the forbidden prefix/suffixes??!! Like dude, we've seen enough Moonwishes and Moonfeathers and Moonwhatnots. 

NOTE: Even though there was a Moonflower in the books, it's been confirmed that was originally an accident. Also I'm pretty sure once they got to Ambermoon they were like "whatever yolo" so yeah.

And don't get me started on Starkit. But also-- new one for y'all-- NO SILVERPELT. UH UH. NOPE.

Silverpelt is another name for StarClan, not a warriors name -_-

Also, Spirit isn't ok either. Besides that one cat Brightspirit or something, never a prefix/suffix. So don't use it. It's sacred too, kay?

PART 2- ADDING -PAW TO PREVIOUS KITTYPET/ROGUE NAME

Moving on...Leafstar.

*stabs 500000000000000000 times*

WHERE WERE YOU AT FIRESTAR'S NAMING LESSONS MY STARCLAN

Billystorm? Rileypaw? Bellapaw?

I mean, I know they're kittypets-turned-warriors but ICK. At least Rusty changed to Firepaw -_-. Don't just add -paw to their name unless it's like...Stream or an actual Warriors prefix.

SO PLEASE DON'T BE A LEAFSTAR. OK? OK.

Just....just change their name to like...Juniperpaw. Or Hootpaw. Or something. Or heck, pull a Boulder/Millie/other cats I'm too lazy to name and just keep your original, alright?

PART 3- TWOLEG WORDS

Ahem. Moving on...

CATS DON'T KNOW WHAT CARS, JAZZ, MUSIC, PHONES,  ANGELS, AND METAL ETC ALL ARE. DEAL WITH IT.

NO CARPELT, JAZZSTAR, MUSICSTAR, PHONEWHISKER, ANGELWING....

I doubt even kittypets know those words! They refer to cars as monsters, anyway...

PART 4- WISH AND DREAM

And then -wish, -dream, Wish-, and Dream.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

ONLY PLACES WHERE THESE HAPPEN ARE SKYCLAN AND ONE KIT OF YELLOWFANG'S, WHICH WASN'T GONNA LIVE ANYWAY.

So don't. Please. If only to preserve my sanity.

*breaths deeply* Sorry for getting angry at any of your OCs....just random pet peeves of mine  ^-^

No offense intended to anybody...just wanted to rant this out of my system.

Ember OUT.