@Swiftdapple 's comment reminded me of this one it's kind of similar to Nobody Dies but even in books where cats do die, the main characters, ESPECIALLY THE NARRATOR(S) never die like ever in any book even the really really good ones. It really is mainly unimportant characters that die a lot the time.
And then there's the Graystripes and Sandstorms who are immortal
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Things That Annoy Crazystar About Warriors Fanfics
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