Fun facts

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I'm bored
So I decided to give y'all whatever comes to my mind.

1. Apple in French is Pomme
A potato is Pomme de terre
Pomme de terre translates to 'Ground Apple'
Potatoes are apples that grow in the ground.

2. This book shouldn't exist.
I was bored at 2:36 am
I wrote some weird shit, accidentally published it. Made a cover then decided I'd just deleted but y'all seem to like it so now it's here.

3. When I was in grade 7 I presented an oral presentation to three grade 8 classes
2 grade 7 classes
1 mix class of grades 10 and 11

3. I've been asked to do a live performance of me translating a song to sign language on April 10 for aboriginal day.

4. I'm a legit mix of Dan and Phil.
I'm antisocial and hate everything and have an existential crisis constantly I own pretty much either coloured clothes or complete black. I natural hobbit hair (curly/wavy). I straighten my hair everyday, well mostly everyday.
I live the idea of house plants and when I had one I practically treated it as if it were a baby. I can be very outgoing and weird.

5. I'm hated at school.
I don't mean this in the way that people don't like me, tho they don't, I mean I'm just annoying.
I have a friend (surprisingly) and we worked out each other's personality and age and all that.
Her contact name is (we'll call her grace) Grace Howell
And I'm Jess Lester.
We practically talk to each other only using dan and Phil quotes and we drew cat whiskers on our face at school with eye liner.

6. Grace and I are going out tmr to the mall, then to my place and our plan is to get Tim Hortons then cry over fan fiction together.

7. I hated apples when I first wrote this book now I eat one almost everyday.

8. I have a specific spot in my room dedicated for Dan and Phil fan fic reading, and existential crisis

9. 95% of me and graces chat looks like this
Me: GRACENSIW
G: WHAT JESS
Me: wigsbshaianshshsnnd
G: aishhsjajwksldmmdkss
Me: IM CRAFTING SIW IENSIANEIWMS
G: ME TOONSUANSNENE
Me: WHAT BOOK R U REAIDNG
G: *book name*
Me: NDUWJWNSIWNHEHWJENJEJENEJWE

Yup.

10. I secretly don't do my work in class but I read Wattpad instead, who needs to know French verbs anyways, I'm not even gonna live here in six months.

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