Alola and Kanto Arguing Over Text Message

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[Alola]: Our Raichu is Electric type AND Psychic type!
[Kanto]: Uhh... We have... Um... Charizard.
[Alola]: We can RIDE Charizard.
[Kanto]: We can ride... Um... Pidgey?
[Alola]: We have the Island Trial.
[Kanto]: What is the Island Trial? Over in Kanto we have Gyms.
[Alola]: Gyms? So do you work out there?
[Kanto]: *_* boi
[Alola]: We can ride Lapras.
[Kanto]: We can ride... Um... Pidgey?
[Alola]: Our Grimer is GREEN.
[Kanto]: Nobody likes green. Our Grimer is purple. And purple is good.
[Alola]: Your professor took a vacation here. He looked like a chocolate bar.
[Kanto]: Our professor LIVES here. Like boi *_*
[Alola]: Our Rattata has a MUSTACHE.
[Kanto]: Our Rattata is purple. Like our Grimer. And purple is good.
[Alola]: Our Persian looks like Nermal. And it's a Dark type.
[Kanto]: What's a Dark type?
   ...
[Kanto]: Also who's Nermal?
[Alola]: *_* boi
[Kanto]: iob *_*
[Alola]: We have Dark, Steel and Fairy types.
[Kanto]: We don't have any of those. They haven't been invented yet.
[Alola]: Someone living in Kanto moved to Alola, proving Alola is better.
[Kanto]: Sad face );
[Alola]: We have better graphics. Reqt XD
[Kanto]: Dang nabbit.
[Alola]: Kanto has bad comebacks.
[Kanto]: ...

Which region do you think is better? Comment down below. And like always, comment your ideas for a story I should do plez.

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