Momo's intelligence [Random]

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Yesterday, I went to an Elementary school for an interview..

I immediately think of Momo, What if she's an elementary student..

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During Math time..

Teacher: Okay class,Our lesson today is Addition. Can I have volunteer to answer my question?

Everyone raised their hands except Momo..

Teacher: how about.. Momo!

Momo://Stands up clueless// Y-yes maam??

Teacher: Answer my questions okay?

Momo: Yes ma'am! //Still clueless//

Teacher: Okay, If your father gave you 5 apples and your mother gave you 3 apples.. what is your answer?

Momo: Thank you!

Teacher://face palm// No! our lesson is Addition! I'll give you another question!

Momo: Sorry maam..

Teacher: Still addition,okay? What If I have 3 sons in my first husband,1 daughter in my second husband and a Twin in my third husband?

Momo: Your a Whore maam!

Teacher: Hey!! It's wrong!! How dare you!! Because of that, I will give you tougher question..

Momo: I'm so sorry maam.. Okay maam yes maam.. .

Teacher: Subtraction!!

Everyone was shocked

Momo: Okay maam ..

Teacher: There are 5 birds resting on the tree.. Then I shot 1 bird,How many was left??

Momo: Nothing maam!

Teacher: Why!??

Momo: Okay maam, so lets say for example you were one of the birds on the tree.. And your friend was shot.. Would you stay or runaway?? Youll probably run away right??

And then the teacher scolded momo..

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There are a lot of things that may happend .. Just don't bring Momo back on elementary😂

--EvilmaknaeXX

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